Mid life crisis guitar

I think a lot of guys my age that go through mid life crises want to get a really nice custom shop Les Paul or a relic Strat. My mid life crisis guitar is this:



It is both awesomely evil and ridiculously silly, all at the same time. Part of the reason I like it is because it's the anti-Les Paul - it's devoid of beauty, class and refinement. And no, please do not remind me of the extremely poor resale value of something like this.