Yes, I am an idiot

I almost burnt my house down. I was going to prepare dinner, so I heated the wok with some oil on it. I go to the potty and when I come out, smoke is billowing everywhere. Flames are shooting out of the wok and approaching the ceiling. My wife and I panicked and I yelled for her to get some towels. As she ran to get them, I turned and found some washcloths, doused em in water and tossed them in the wok. Fortunately that smothered the flames, but not before my microwave got toasted. At least the cabinets weren't damaged.



















Next time I want that smokey wok taste, I'm gonna go to Maile Chinese Restaurant.