So my second favorite candidate in the election is J Stop-Rail-Transit Maly. Yes, that is her real name. No, I don't believe that's what her parents named her.
Seems like everyone and their mothers are running for office on the Stop-Rail platform. It's like the only decision that a Mayor makes is about Mass Transit. When someone is SO serious about an issue that she changes her NAME? Now that's conviction.
On that note, I think I'll change my middle name to One-Parent-Stay-At-Home
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